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Bed Gravity- An irresistible force that draws you back to bed, or toward any mattress, couch, or other soft horizontal surface. Usually stronger when one or more persons are already on said furniture.
Example
Mom: Time to get up for school!
Son: Must! Fight! Bed gravity! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Son: Must! Fight! Bed gravity! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I often get bed gravity and find myself stuck in bed. It is a curse I must live with! Scientist say that about 7 in 10 people suffer from bed gravity every morning! Spread the word to help these poor sleepy folk!
~Envy
~Envy
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